Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in pinkranger0's LiveJournal:

Friday, May 27th, 2005
5:22 pm	I'm not going to prom bitches!! but i Am going to the afterparty. i got dibs on all the underage boys. i'd have dibs on the girls too but harbord girls are skeezy hoes, and i should know, i was one. i wish i was going though, so i could wear this dress. making fun of other peoples misery is bad, but i think this picture teaches everyone an important lesson about prom: prom is an unholy and and evil thing which turns unsuspecting teen mothers into star trek villainesque-sac wearing-insane clown-hyena-monsters. poor girl never saw it coming. Current Mood: not-ready-for-job-interview Current Music: prelude to Carmen (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
9:47 pm	i'm going to prom bitches GL: (puts up his hands) no no no wait, it would be good for me to talk about this, the prom is a great American tradition (Seth listens) its important to experience the things of being a teenager, when your a teenager (Seth nods) when I went off and made my film American graffiti id never had the experience of a prom and I had to make a movie about it, I felt... hopelessly inadequate without having...really done it myself (Seth looks at Reed) not having been part of that pivotal moment in teenage life uh I felt very sad and...alone See, george lucas didn't go to prom and look what happened to him. He looks like a frog. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 15th, 2005
7:27 pm	(the astoudingly complex male mind according to healthykids.com) 1. I think about sex a lot. 2. You're my own personal ATM machine. 3. I do some crazy, dangerous stuff. 4. I'm still thinking lots about sex. 5. I'm aggressive and I don't know why. 6. Friends influence me more than you think -- and it's cool. 7. Man, love stinks. 8. It's nice knowing you're there, Mom and Dad. 9. I'm gonna be an all-star NBA player 10. Sure, I think lots and lots about sex -- but I'm not doing it. thats because you smell because you're always masturbating. Current Mood: superior Current Music: dizzzeeee rascal (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 4th, 2005
10:04 pm	they're...dead, they're all dead. what a waste of socks. Current Mood: mourning (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
11:24 pm	do you miss johnnie cochrane? (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 24th, 2005
11:23 pm	lice is people too. you know, everyone's been hating on the lice for the last few weeks and more importantly, on me for having said lice. i don't know if its because lice are ugly little bugs that piss, shit, and hatch their young on your head or maybe its the blood-drinking, scalp-eating part that makes people uncomfortable. maybe people are just prejudiced against parisites, which is biggoted and hypocritical because humans are the biggest, nastiest parisites of all. in any case i like to think of them as a special gift. a gift you didn't want and weren't expecting. kind of like the herpes perfume in that commercial. then again if all venerial diseases came in such attractive packaging i would probably buy them. that is, if i didn't already own so many myself. in a last attempt to defend my pride and my lice friends i will quote the harvard public health site, "Their six impressive legs are elegantly evolved to grasp hair shafts and provide a striking example of biological specialization. Long associated with people, head lice have been recovered from prehistoric mummies. Head lice are equal opportunity parasites; they do not respect socio-economic class distinctions. Their presence does not connote a lack of hygiene or sanitation practiced by their host." see, even the mummies had lice. Current Mood: notveryitchy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
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Friday, February 25th, 2005
4:38 pm	I AM BAG LADY!...hear me - mutter? in any case, i've really never looked better. but right now i feel bronchile, if thats really a word, i don't know but i heard it in goodfella's last night, maybe its just somehardcore mafioso shit. in conclusion, i feel sick, even though i look adorable. whos going to see a wong kar wai movie tonight??? ME! who's not going??? YOU!! suckas. Current Mood: tubercular Current Music: seu jorge does bowie (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 6th, 2005
8:36 pm	theme of the week - TiVo ...and candyman... and ring-pops(for being so oddly sexual). but especially this tivo thing. it seems like i've had about 10 conversations with different people about it in the past few days, but why you ask??? supposedly its the third revolution, for television that is. i'm not entirely sure what the first two were, but i'm slow. the point is - trilogies always blow. and tivo is going to change everyones lives so that we control the tv not the other way around (or so it controls us so much that it lets us think we're in control, like some malignant demon god). all the tivo talk and what not culminated last night in a brilliant scheme dreamt up by one inebriated rory: ANALOG TiVO!!! thats right kids, you heard it here first. our plan involves an obscene amount of vcrs and a lot of tech knowledge we dont posess. never the less, ours will be the fourth revolution (or possibly the fifth because we're really lazy)! all this talk of revolution is making me sleepy, and i went to the galleria mall today, it was like poverty tourism. beacoup de tiring. well. stay tuned. HA. Current Mood: turned on by ring pops Current Music: miss. marpole (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 4th, 2005
4:35 pm	candyman is an amazing and completely underappreciated film. it also scared me shitless which i find impressive since i spend an unhealthy amount of time watching japanese horror (fucked up, not for the weak-kneeed, hearted, spined, or otherwise). I saw it two days ago and i'm still reeling from the effects of the sugardaddy and his friend hook's adventures. i'm scared, scarred, and slightly obsessed. wierd because virginia marsden resembles gillian anderson who i've been told I resemble. while entirely untrue i'm still bothered that i'm taking after the heroine and way overthinking the story. which could only lead to some post dot com craze post modern journey into the horrors of the internet, and my mind while we're at it. the candyman is dying because we've become too involved in our 'virtual' lives, no one is interested in urban legend now that there's sex, hostage porn, and dead tupac on tap 24hrs. we're creating our own urban legends now. so what does our poor disillusioned little man of candy do now, left in the reckage of the pre matrix world that is the 80s? well, being an enterprising fictional serial killer, he goes virtual!! giggling virginal teenage girls and the hardcore death metal gothy set mass forward his name in fives, websites pop-up, he takes the place of ché as our massproduced t-shirt god. but then... people start dying!! or maybe they don't. whatever. some naive, booksmart pretty lady attempts to to find the root of scary hook dude and in so doing brings him back from hell. wild goose chases through the internet and eerie music ensues. sort of like shocker, hackers, and candyman of course, all in one. and if we could get some toplessness and a serious amount of fake blood then all the better. i'm told i'm about five years too late with the concept but what the hell. candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman. Current Mood: schizophrenic Current Music: yyy's-art stars (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
3:43 am	you broke my fragile heart... and i'm gonna kick yo ass Pastor Dan can anyone look at jessica biel in her pre-skeezy Bmovie career without picturing her in leather with wesley snipes popping up and kicking pastor dan's ass? I have trouble not picturing that even when i'm not watching 7th heaven. this episodes about trust. and teaching your son how to lead a cult. and inviting the bulimic girl over for dinner. but it's ok, turns out she's just poor. watch out for Barry Watson, kiddies. he's always one step ahead. I think his power's in his wild, flowing mane. len's computers quite vibratious, appropriate for the shift from family values viewing to sue johansen. good thing i'm not having any sex so i don't have to worry about all that. i'm freed from the shackles of sexual opression, hurrah! which have been conveniently replaced with shackles of sexual repression, hurrah...? anyhow. this ones for homeboy's from the block. the unicorns were people too. Current Mood: unawake. i had to write thisx2 Current Music: get the pope hammer, he's got the flu. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, January 21st, 2005
5:12 pm	more Ms. Paint.  dedicated to the lovechild of chun li and spiderman (def. not tobey maguire)   Current Mood: foolishly-contemplative (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 20th, 2005
7:24 pm	so-so emo? do i retain any integrity because no one reads my live journal? therefore i must not be writing with others opinions in mind and this is actually a personal journal. which is of course not true at all. i think thats missing the point of the blog entirely so nevermind. the point of this blog is to talk about james spader. because he's a sex god. and he makes me wanna do bad things. like crash cars and hit women (in a nice way). i think everyone could benefit from a little naked james spader. ain't it the truth. the other point of this "weblog" is to wax emo like a PRO-fessional, because: ~i still go to central tech and all my friends are leaving me so they don't have to go to a school with a 3-stabbings/year average. ~life is boring and its about to get a whole lot boring-er. ~there aren't any forseeable things to do this weekend (or there is but its a max denno party, and here in canada we have a saying, it goes something like, "max denno is a custy metalhead") ~i slept with max denno and will probably end up going to his party ~did i mention i'm being abandoned? siiiiigh. at least connor's coming to town. Current Mood: turned on by jimmy spader Current Music: the cure (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
8:00 pm	oh MS paint, how i love thee. (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 8th, 2005
2:03 pm	argh. i hate computers. i just wanted some surrealist toe sucking on my live journal but its not jpg enough for this fucker or maybe its too much jpg. can't take the heat, huh live journal?! then get out of the fucking kitchen!!! the internet is stifling my microsoft paint creativity and the world is suffering becasue of it! i say, rise up, brothers and sisters, unite and together we shall overcome this tyranny! but first, black night is on tv. the cocky black guy getting sent back to the middle ages to learn a valuable life lesson and somehow not getting killed immediately story really warms my heart. i think we can all learn a little something from this movie. Current Mood: dry and itchy Current Music: susan hayes: F.B.eye (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, January 7th, 2005
8:36 pm	coat-full hello virtual world. i've decided to take a Bokonist view on the "LJ". so here i am. all cheery like. its a wonderful self-indulgent thing, as regan says, "it's like eating candy," because, regan is an eight year old inside. but that's ok Regans a god, sort of like the lovable elephant deity Ganesh. And she's the only one who will read this. hey regan. is it wrong that i'm listening to kids in america? nevermind, i don't care what you think. i think salt 'n' pepa says it best, "YOU, shouldn't even get into who i'm givin' skins to, It's none of yo Bizness" Current Mood: warm&furryied Current Music: mj - billy jean (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 4th, 2005
6:56 pm	life is so boring i might actually start using this damnable contraption. but for what? to convert the heathens (electronically)? or perhaps to document the state of my hair or my outfits or some equally self involved, frivilous thing. but then simply having one of these tings is a self involved and frivilous act. who wants to read a dissection of all my waking moments in a world where etalk daily and entertainment tonight are on tv at the same time. (ET wins, hands down). i could always post really obnoxious pictures of my friends and me doing really obnoxious hipster things with really beausitful people so as to make certain unfortunates feel excluded and envious leaving them with nothing to say but "omigod, your friends are so cool, i wish i was that pretty" which is cute and nicely perpetuates and mirrors what the media tells us everyday. oh shit, "the media", thats so embarassing. next i'll be talking about feminism. no, no, just kidding!! i wouldn't want to commit social suicide so early in the game. could someone please tell me how to join a clique on this thing, i feel vulnerable. maybe now i can be a goth just like i've always wanted, and an e-goth to boot! Do i sound bitter at all? ... who am i talking to? o, btw, my hair looks hella curly right now, its awsome, and i'm doing this whole gangsta pants-tucked-into-socks deal which is way cute. i'll post a pic. ciao babes praise jeebas Current Mood: grumbly Current Music: mymomsmiscellaneousopera (Comment on this)